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My Chat with God, errr iGod that is…

So there is this cool little site that allows you to chat with a program that “thinks” it’s God:

iGod 

Here is the brief interaction I had with it:

Me:
What is the meaning of life?
God:
Actually, it’s twenty-three, not forty-two.
Me:
Ahhh I see, how do you know this?
God:
Where do you see  it?
Me:
Why are you being so esoteric?
God:
I didn’t mean to be  so esoteric.
Me:
Good, then we can move forward.
God:
Thanks for the compliment.  How?
Me:
I suggest you answer my questions.
God:
My responses are determined by my programming.
Me:
figures…
God:
What color are your eyes?
Me:
go away
God:
Just surf somewhere else.
Me:
will do
God:
I think so.

Existentialism at its finest…

FavoriteSitesSo…

http://www.deviantart.com/

http://www.apple.com/downloads/

http://naturalrationality.blogspot.com/

Stuffso…

In our usual fashion, Jason and I managed to steer a simple conversation into the shitter…

3:53:59 PM n2Suntzu: Sup foo
3:54:04 PM blinkenlts: sup sup
3:54:14 PM n2Suntzu: nada, just writing
3:54:45 PM blinkenlts: Me too! :) Code though
3:55:09 PM n2Suntzu: I purchased Leopard.  I really like it so far.  Kinda neat.  What code you be writing Willis?
3:55:32 PM blinkenlts: Leopard is pretty nice. I’m not using a lot of the new features yet, but some of the stuff I am. It’s cool
3:55:41 PM blinkenlts: I’m writing microcontroller code for a little toy I’m building
3:55:49 PM n2Suntzu: ahhh cool
3:55:56 PM n2Suntzu: 5HP dildo?
3:56:00 PM blinkenlts: 10
3:56:04 PM blinkenlts: USB powered
3:56:06 PM n2Suntzu: god bless you sir
3:56:11 PM blinkenlts: haha
3:57:03 PM n2Suntzu: I am looking for an excuse for work to send me to Seattle but I haven’t found anything yet.  You think the good people of Seattle are ready for me?
3:57:38 PM blinkenlts: Man, I’ve seen more crazy people here in  months than I saw previously in my life. I think they’ll be able to handle it :)
3:58:12 PM n2Suntzu: Good, because the fuckers in ATL were scared…even an old drunk black man, said “shit white boy you are drunk!”
4:00:53 PM n2Suntzu: Did I mention that Jill bought me the drum set I have been talking about for years?
Changed status to Away: Away (4:01:04 PM)
Changed status to Online (4:06:21 PM)
4:06:34 PM blinkenlts: hahahaha
4:06:42 PM blinkenlts: Oh really? You got a full drum set now?
4:07:02 PM n2Suntzu: awww succka.  I rock HAAAAARRRRD
4:07:08 PM blinkenlts: Oh I bet!
4:07:12 PM n2Suntzu: …
4:07:20 PM n2Suntzu: damn you sir, damn you to Wichita
4:07:24 PM blinkenlts: hahah

Saturday Night Awwww Sucka…

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Thanksgiving in Oklahoma stuffso…

In preparation for leaving town:

I dropped off the fellas at the kennel (the fellas for all those who have forgotten):

HercHerc

Herc

Petey

Petey

Hef

Hef

After this we jumped in the car and headed to Okla’fuckin’homa. On the way south we passed through teh ICT, land of 30 day tags, horse trailers filled with big wheels, and Ian Ottaway. Little did I realize that when I hit the state line I would be in teh land of expired 30 day tags, b0rken windshields and drunken Indians running casinos…

Ok, that wasn’t politically correct, let me state that again. …teh land of expired 30 day tags, transparent air deflection barriers, and drunken Indians running casinos…

Visiting my in-laws is usually a good time so I shall bitch. However, even passing through OK makes me want to start shooting. Not all people in OK are redneck fucktards, but I you can’t seem to swing a dead one and not hit one…

Everytime I visit here I feel like fucking Ferdinand Magellan. I swear to you I discover something new each time.

This time around it was a complete and painful understand of the importance of football. For the love of Chad Stubbs these people are deadly serious about two things (the second I will get to momentarily), football and church.

Silly me I made the mistake of “rolling” in the weekend OU plays OSU in Norman. So the first thing any asks you here is, “Where do you go to church?” followed immediately without a breath, “youa sooooner or a’ cowboy?”.

Let me elaborate on the “church” thing. So I am driving around here in Edmond looking for a bookstore…yeah good luck with that one, essentially the landscape appears something like this (left to right on your radio dial):

7-11

Sonic

1st Baptist Church

Pizza Hut

2nd Baptist Church

Napa Auto Parts

Sisters of Eternal Pain and Suffering Catholic Church

Napa Auto Parts

LifeChurch.tv

McDona…wait “LifeChurch.tv“? Yes, that is exactly what I am telling you. Apparently, this is where you still go to church, but the preacher/reverend/pastor/priest/shaman/etc. is not actually IN the church. You go to church to watch church on TV.

And I am here to tell you these fucking Okies FLOOOOOCK to this shit.

So the next time you are wondering how these people:

can “allegedly” steal millions in the name of the Lord, I say unto thee LifeChurch.tv.

Happy Thanksgiving, kiss my rebel dick.

Marion Jones Stuff so…

Marion Jones

It appears that the IAAF has erased Marion Jones results dating back to 2000.  See the story here:

http://sports.espn.go.com/oly/trackandfield/news/story?id=3124306

I  doubt it was for using steroids and more because she has a giant cock.

ATL…with the Bridge Builder

So yesterday many of concluded our visit to ATL for the quarterly meeting.  Many new friendships were made, much bread was broken, and this tradition was upheld…

Brian the Bridge Builder

Hotlanta…

I am loaded…

I am in Atlanta…

Nuff said…

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