Generally, I love old people. By old I mean people who are over 75 or so. I love talking to them and hearing their stories. However, there are several things about old folks that piss me off:
– they insist on driving the same make, model, year, and color of car as the Highway Patrol…
– they spawned the “baby boomer” generation
– they are the reason “butterscotch” exists and was made into a candy
– Miracle Ear, I’ve Fallen and I Can’t Get Up, and those stupid fucking electric carts
HEY! Don’t forget…”the clapper” and cha cha cha chia pet